The Board | Parasite Ventures

at parasite ventures, our Board of Directors is a powerhouse of diversity. From whiteboards to skateboards, each one brings its own unique texture, character and grain to the company, keeping us innovative, grounded and occasionally, off-balance. Together, they embody our commitment to strategic planning, efficient slicing and, when necessary, sanding down rough edges.

always on the move, Skateboard has a unique knack for navigating through rough terrain. It rolls with the punches and is prepared to jump into action when the stakes get high—perfect for a company accelerating through dynamic markets.

with a rich background in traditional education, Blackboard keeps us grounded in core values and basic equations. Unfazed by flashy trends, Blackboard knows that sometimes, the best solution is simple chalk an diligence.

spearheading digital transformation, Keyboard is the unsung hero who enables us all to function smoothly. With its finger on the pulse of innovation, Keyboard taps into every key element of modern corporate success.

as a natural organizer and communicator, Corkboard thrives on pinning down ideas, showcasing creativity, and keeping everyone in the loop. Whether it's brainstorming sessions or big picture planning, Corkboard ensures no message gets lost in the shuffle.

with years of experience riding the highs and lows of life’s tides, Surfboard is a true people's person; always able to get everyone on the same wavelength, while keeping things laid back. With a waxed-up attitude and an unshakeable commitment to good vibes, Surfboard's leadership is as smooth as a perfect glassy swell.

always front and centre is our classic Whiteboard, the original board member. Rich in experience and always right, whiteboard is making his mark for many years. Known for his clean slate approach, every plan is bold, bright, and destined for success.

at parasite ventures work-life balance is baked into the company’s code, and Motherboard is the part-time powerhouse running the team with the efficiency of a well-oiled processor and the patience of a saint. Your first port when troubleshooting problems, and cuddles after a deadline crash; Motherboard reboots your motivation in a heartbeat (and with a healthy snack).

a bit of an outsider, Dartboard always seems the target of the office jokes, but with his playful approach and sharp tongue, he manages to stay on top of his game. Good with numbers and ticking every box, he is the indisputable king of the charts.

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always on the move, Skateboard has a unique knack for navigating through rough terrain. It rolls with the punches and is prepared to jump into action when the stakes get high—perfect for a company accelerating through dynamic markets.

with a rich background in traditional education, Blackboard keeps us grounded in core values and basic equations. Unfazed by flashy trends, Blackboard knows that sometimes, the best solution is simple chalk an diligence.

spearheading digital transformation, Keyboard is the unsung hero who enables us all to function smoothly. With its finger on the pulse of innovation, Keyboard taps into every key element of modern corporate success.

as a natural organizer and communicator, Corkboard thrives on pinning down ideas, showcasing creativity, and keeping everyone in the loop. Whether it's brainstorming sessions or big picture planning, Corkboard ensures no message gets lost in the shuffle.

always front and centre is our classic Whiteboard, the original board member. Rich in experience and always right, whiteboard is making his mark for many years. Known for his clean slate approach, every plan is bold, bright, and destined for success.