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The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  ––  The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  ––  The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  –– 

The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  ––  The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  ––  The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap  –– 

The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap
Marketed for your conscience. Crafted to perfection.

the soap that cleanses your image

140 g of moral superiority.

now with 100% more buzzwords.

The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap stacked on marble

Meticulously crafted to feel natural, look sustainable, and smell like marketing.

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look sustainable, feel superior.

Sustainability accreditations. Tested on vegans, free from accountability, locally sourced ideas, sustainably marketed.
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We had a vision: to craft a cleaner truth.

A bar of soap that transcends the ordinary—rectangular, green, and infused with purpose.

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The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap campaign
The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap campaign

is it a product? A critique? Both?

greenwashing is a satirical soap designed to expose the hypocrisy behind big industries’ sustainability claims and the performative nature of “green” branding. It’s both a physical item and a symbol, highlighting the absurdity of marketing’s power to shape perceptions. 

The cleanest Greenwashing soap corporate multipack for sustainability

The Corporate Responsibility Pack delivers sustainability at scale: a bulk solution for bulk concerns.

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this soap will be launched through a series of exclusive parties, combining celebration with critique and using humor, decor, music, and installations to bring the concept of greenwashing to life. 

Greenwashing Soap European Tour
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I went to parasite parties and all i got

was this lousy T-shirt

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The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap campaign

this soap will be launched through a series of exclusive parties, combining celebration with critique and using humor, decor, music, and installations to bring the concept of greenwashing to life. 

The Cleanest Greenwashing Soap campaign
Marketed for your conscience, crafted to perfection.
Marketed for your conscience, crafted to perfection.
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