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Parasite Ventures invites you to dance yourself clean, celebrating the launch of the world’s first and cleanest Greenwashing Soap.
parasite parties presents
greenwashing –
clean record, dirty beats
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parasite ventures invites you to dance yourself clean, celebrating the launch of the world’s first and cleanest Greenwashing Soap.
Join us on March 28, 9pm at The Post Bar in Tottenham for an intimate party, with DJs seamlessly blending groovy electro, afrobeats, afrohouse, high-energy disco and house. A night of infectious rhythms, getting darker as the night unfolds.
parasite parties presents
greenwashing –
clean record, dirty beats
parasite ventures invites you to dance yourself clean, celebrating the launch of the world’s first and cleanest Greenwashing Soap.
Join us on March 28, 9pm at The Post Bar in Tottenham for an intimate party, with DJs seamlessly blending groovy electro, afrobeats, afrohouse, high-energy disco and house. A night of infectious rhythms, getting darker as the night unfolds.
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Sustainability is not about saving the planet anymore. It’s about selling the illusion that you are. Something to be bought, owned, and displayed. A premium feature for those who can afford it, while the corporations pushing it keep doing business as usual.
parasite ventures Greenwashing Soap is a satirical answer to corporate virtue signalling. It does not clean your conscience. It does not save the world. It exists to expose the absurdity of sustainability™ as a product.
Join us on March 28th at The Post in Tottenham; no empty pledges, no corporate spins - but an intimate party soundtracked by the best local DJs who care about the music, not the metrics.